Stop, eat, sleep, swim

Got to Bangalore yesterday morning. A week off from work which has become infinitely more anal ever since my CEO asked me to stop wearing t-shirts to work. Fucking arseholes, I wonder why they are so fucking stuck up about how other people dress. I mean, if I were showing on telly every now and then, I could understand his desire to have me "look good" by wearing a stiff collar and things, but I am never on camera, unless it is lounging somewhere in the far background or some such, unintentionally at that. And there are plenty other t-shirt clad people in my office doing exactly that. Or am I being singled out only because I sit right outside the CEO's cabin and spend a lot of time joking, laughing and cursing?

The plan was to eat a lot, sleep a lot, swim a lot, and perhaps smoke a ton of weed too. I have already covered ground with the first two objectives. Went swimming a while ago, but the water was so fucking cold, I got a headache and had to leave the pool after some 4 measly laps. Will make sure I go to the pool in the afternoons from tomorrow. As for the last part of the so-called plan, only 2 joints smoked last night but I ain't complaining at all about that. Getting high is not high on my priority list right now, given the amount of alcohol my system has ingested in the last couple of weeks. But I might still go tour a vineyard on the city's outskirts.

Now I need to procure shirts so that the CEO's white arse doesn't try to shit over me again. How exactly the fuck does wearing a shirt make one more professional is beyond me. I mean, there are retards in my office who wear shirts, sure enough, but do little else that would contribute to the profession the company is engaged in. Fucking appearances fuck. It really pisses me off. Maybe I will go find the gaudiest shirts I can bear to wear, some Hawaiian beach prints, some orange Om-covered, and whatever else. It would be interesting to see that old white fart's reaction to those, seeing as they will still be shirts.

Anyway, enough office talk already poisoning this holiday. So another post on another subject soon!